First, something of a rant. It makes me physically ill when I see the signs on buses and Trax cars saying that Utah Transit Authority has won a big, hairy award. UTA is pathetic. It is clown shoes marinated in weak sauce. It is the worst transit system I have ever dealt with, which is truly damning given the years I was at the mercy of Washington State Ferries. I'm not going into details. Anyone who actually has to deal with this bloated, unresponsive, frankly corrupt nightmare knows what I'm talking about.